A processing error from which the program cannot recover without rebooting the computer.
Also going to a hospital with a sign out front that says "Help Wanted. No Experience Required."#
A collection of data stored as a unit on a disk and identified by a unique name.
Number one item on OJ's Christmas list.#
The file allocation table (FAT) is a hidden file table that records the location of files and how they are stored in clusters.
FAT is also the condition of your thighs after hiding under a table and eating a two pound box of peanut clusters.#
A program standard used to store data on a disk.
This is not a program standard used to store contraband in Don King's hair.#
Files are often stored on a disk in the first available area. When this area is smaller than the size of the file, the file is stored in two or more separate parts. File fragmentation refers to this allocation of a file in non-contiguous sectors on a disk due to multiple deletions and write operations.
It also refers to what happens when you get a bad manicure.#
A program that allows you to display, move and copy files, view directory structures and perform housekeeping functions such as improving disk performance.
Not to be confused with the file mismanager, better known as Willie Nelson's accountant.#
Available from the menu bar of all Windows 95 windows. Lists options to Open files, run explorer, find files, share files and folders, send files and folders, create new objects, create shortcuts, delete, rename, adjust properties and close files.
Amazingly, does not include an option to file Form 1040A.#
A unique name assigned to a file when it is first written to disk.
Also a unique name assigned to case files by the LAPD. For example, SIMPSON.EXE, HUGRANT.DOC, or HEIDI.*#
The logical structure of files stored on a disk. The file system is used to keep track of files on your computer disks.
The file system is not used to keep track of the number of logical fallacies contained in the plot structure of Waterworld.#
Data exchange between different hardware platforms through the use of a utility program.
Also what you should have done long before your Sergeant started making everybody in the platoon sign up for Amway.#
In Windows 95, the Start Menu pull across menu (Or the Windows 95 Explorer Tools menu option) that includes utilities to sign onto the Microsoft Network, look for files or folders, or check for specific computers on your network.
The great thing about finding fame and fortune is you can hire a chauffeur so you never have to find your keys again.#
A removable data storage medium made of a magnetically coated mylar disk enclosed in a plastic envelope.
Former stage name of Improv co-owner Budd Friedman.#
Represents a floppy drive on your computer available in Windows 95.
A figurine of Budd Friedman during his stand up days as, "Floppy Disk".#
The device which reads and writes to floppy disks.
Very few people actually know this but Flip-Floppy Drive is what Newt Gingrich calls the street where President Clinton resides.#
A graphical representation in Windows, of a container used to store and group any collection of items such as documents, files and other folders.
A folder is a good place to keep closely associated files, a folder is not a good place to keep anything that can prove your close association to Lawrence Welk and his champagne music makers. Isn't that wunnerful?#
All the different sizes of a font that can be displayed or printed.
Also all the different sizes of shoes that Imelda Marcos ever collected or wore.#
A Windows 95 control panel item that allows the user to manage a variety of different typefaces for use by the operating system and applications.
Yo Vinnie, where you been since those Happy Days?#
To prepare the surface of a disk according to the standards of the operating system.
What you have to change if you fire Connie Chung.#
After the user has highlighted a selection from within the document, this function can be used to change the font, font size, and make the font bold, italicized, or underlined. Multiple properties can be added to a single font.
What you don't have to do if you're a scriptwriter for Honeymooners: The Lost Episodes.#
A programmable key on the computer keyboard numbered F1, F2, etc.
Similar to "They Can Hardly Function Keys" a program about Pamela Anderson look-a-likes on a remote Florida island who mumble barely discernible phrases while working on their tans.#
